jebiwonkenobi: #and thus the leviathan cried #get out i’m taking a bath #and the angel said you’ve been using up all the hot water #and smote him.

jebiwonkenobi:

#and thus the leviathan cried #get out i’m taking a bath #and the angel said you’ve been using up all the hot water #and smote him.

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I’m sorry I found this very funny

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boazpriestly:  #They’ve run from a lot of different creatures #many of them shapeless and monstruous #They’ve grabbled #kicked and punched their way out of mobs of werewolves #wendigos and minor demon spawn #Strangely enough they have yet to meet any familiar faces #until they do that is #Lenore was the first friendly face they’d seen since they were trapped #And by ‘friendly’ they really mean ‘less feral’ #There was scarcely any recognition left in her eyes #only a slight widening as she rushed them with wide open jaws and teeth gleaming wetly with saliva in the dull light #The worst part is that the inhabitants of purgatory don’t die #they keep going #tearing and biting and pulling until there is nothing left #somehow assembling themselves afterwards #broken limbs and bones moving together to become one body once more #and they wake up angrier than when they went down#They learned this firsthand when they tired to kill Lenore again #but she kept coming back #a pair of gleaming eyes following them for miles 

boazpriestly:

 #They’ve run from a lot of different creatures #many of them shapeless and monstruous #They’ve grabbled #kicked and punched their way out of mobs of werewolves #wendigos and minor demon spawn #Strangely enough they have yet to meet any familiar faces #until they do that is #Lenore was the first friendly face they’d seen since they were trapped #And by ‘friendly’ they really mean ‘less feral’ #There was scarcely any recognition left in her eyes #only a slight widening as she rushed them with wide open jaws and teeth gleaming wetly with saliva in the dull light #The worst part is that the inhabitants of purgatory don’t die #they keep going #tearing and biting and pulling until there is nothing left #somehow assembling themselves afterwards #broken limbs and bones moving together to become one body once more #and they wake up angrier than when they went down#They learned this firsthand when they tired to kill Lenore again #but she kept coming back #a pair of gleaming eyes following them for miles 

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